marlynnofmany:

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

funnytwittertweets:

the-hydroxian-artblog:

gotterhag:

nikcage:

airsignz:

kind of a milf. reblog

hello?

cashewcassius:

traceytonight:

traceytonight:

In the span of just 3 DAYS

• Shutter entire animation studio
• Cancel all projects in production
• Cite the ‘Boss Baby’ show as a ‘model animated series’
• Lose out on several distribution deals due to mass Covid rescheduling
• Crackdown on password sharing
  
• Double DOWN on password sharing
• Lose over 200k subscribers and 35% of entire stock value
• Possibly lose 40 BILLION DOLLARS worth in value when the market reopens
• And after all this, decide the best thing to announce is you will start playing Ads for the first time in the company’s history

Netflix is DEAD

WAIT they lost more money than the company has THEY ARE ACTUALLY DEAD HOLY SHIT

Blockbuster shall rise from the dead!

prismaticnazar-deactivated20220:

kingscrown666:

beardedmrbean:

To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

Exact opposite energy of this post.

itsmyturnonthegender:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sockablock:

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

batmanisagatewaydrug:

creating-a-mess:

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

dwagon-owo:

moonlitdremr:

exciting:

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

lmaonade:

feeling so hamburger helpless

tearlessrain:

the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:

the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:

beardedmrbean:

dankmemeuniversity:

torturelabyrinth:

Working a cringe job for fail money which can then be exchanged for epic goods and win services

feigning-folklore:

actualaster:

jacuwi:

we-dont-matteratall:

moss-wizard:

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

what about sunday evening hmm

paildano:

dirkstriderz:

paildano:

quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

it’s unfortunately what he would have wanted

i. forgot about the feet involved in trampling. deleting my post why would you say this